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Golden delicious. Even though it’s a bloody Monday roast chicken, I enjoyed the shit out of it and only the naked bones remained. If you want to ask, what about last week’s roast chicken? Hold yer horses! You’ll get your chicken. And it’s gonna be high resolution ultra super extra ordinary quality. Well, you know…<\/p>\n

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Golden delicious. Even though it’s a bloody Monday roast chicken, I enjoyed the shit out of it and only the naked bones remained. If you want to ask, what about last week’s roast chicken? Hold yer horses! You’ll get your … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[74,75,73,29],"class_list":["post-425","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chickendaymeal","tag-golden","tag-horse","tag-monday","tag-roast-chicken"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chickenday.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/425","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chickenday.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chickenday.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chickenday.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chickenday.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=425"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.chickenday.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/425\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":427,"href":"https:\/\/www.chickenday.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/425\/revisions\/427"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chickenday.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chickenday.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chickenday.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}